I just ate a bag of Panera Bread Potato Chips. According to the bag, they are "honestly delicious." That's such a relief because I'm sick and tired of all these bags of potato chips that are deceptively delicious. I mean, they are delicious at the start, but halfway through, they suddenly become disgusting, and I just want to spit them all out. Not only are they physically dissatisfying, but they also leave me emotionally angry and resentful as I come to realize that they manipulated me into believing certain things about them are true, when in fact, they are false. This anger and bitterness then slowly festers beneath the surface of my skin and tortures my psyche, manifesting itself into my actions, attitudes, and words for the rest of the day.
So thank you, Panera Bread, for your honesty.
Quote of the Day:
Sam: I haven't even lied in like two days.
Andrew: Is that true?
Sam: No.
-Garden State
3 comments:
Angie, I seriously cannot stop laughing about this.
Another fine blog from Ms. Caswell. Bravo Bravo.
Every time I read this I literally burst out laughing. You should mail this to Panera. Maybe they'll put it on the back of their bags of chips.
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